I'm afraid of being forced to take a colonoscopy. They made me take one two years ago and it was sheer fucking torture because that drug they make you take the night before gave me the runs all night and most of the morning and I almost shit my pants in my sister's car on the way over, and that was only on half the dose. Then I lied to the doctor and said I took the full dose because I was terrified they'd make me do it again. Then one year later some woman I didn't even know who worked in the doctor's office called me and tried to talk me into doing it again. I panicked and hung up on her.
Why would they want you to do it again? Did you not go through the procedure?
The stuff's supposed to make you shit yourself like nobody's business. When I did it, the stuff didn't work! I only starting shitting in the middle of the night, so I wasn't "cleaned out". They decided to go ahead, because they didn't want to put me through it again. This was years ago, they used a much worse system. Drinking HUGE bottles of some liquid; I felt like I was pregnant.
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8/2/17 15:48 (UTC)(no subject)
8/2/17 18:07 (UTC)I'm afraid of being forced to take a colonoscopy. They made me take one two years ago and it was sheer fucking torture because that drug they make you take the night before gave me the runs all night and most of the morning and I almost shit my pants in my sister's car on the way over, and that was only on half the dose. Then I lied to the doctor and said I took the full dose because I was terrified they'd make me do it again. Then one year later some woman I didn't even know who worked in the doctor's office called me and tried to talk me into doing it again. I panicked and hung up on her.
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8/2/17 20:09 (UTC)The stuff's supposed to make you shit yourself like nobody's business. When I did it, the stuff didn't work! I only starting shitting in the middle of the night, so I wasn't "cleaned out". They decided to go ahead, because they didn't want to put me through it again. This was years ago, they used a much worse system. Drinking HUGE bottles of some liquid; I felt like I was pregnant.
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