stuck in the astroturf
May. 15th, 2026 08:06 pmSkin graft surgery went as well as I could have hoped for. I got up and drank my Gatorade as prescribed. Da Cripple Taxi showed up right on time and got us to the hospital. Check-in was a breeze. After sitting in the lobby for about 10 minutes I got called in for preop. Nurse Robin asked me the same 126 questions I was asked a day prior at consultation. She told me to get naked and put on one of their sexy tie-in-the-back robes. I asked her if I should get completely naked and she said 'yes'. I had asked the pre-consultation woman the day before if I had to wear underwear (which I do not approve of) and she told it was definitely necessary. Well, that was pointless.
Nurse Robin returned and gave me an IV and a silly green cap. After a quick visit from Erica, I got wheeled into surgery. It was scheduled for 1:52 PM. Dr. Dreadlocks arrived at 1:51:45 . They gassed me up and off to La La Land I went. After a nice nap for me and an 81 minute procedure for the staff, I awoke to new skin on my toe.
Da Cripple Taxi arrived on time again and hauled us home. I was glad to finally eat after fasting for almost 30 hours. I was a little loopy from the sedation and could barely keep my eyes open. I crashed at 8PM and slept until 9AM this morning. Neither the peeled spot nor the graft itself are hurting right now. That’s a good sign because I don’t wanna take the prescribed oxycodone. That’s what Rush Limbaugh was addicted to and I’ll be damned, I don’t wanna end up being like Rush Limbaugh.
Everything went well and as for now I’m feeling no pain. I go back in five days for an evaluation. Then perhaps another week or so I will be clear to get back up my feet and go back to physical therapy. I should be jogging in no time.
Thank you to all of you who wished me good luck and a speedy recovery. You guys are the best!

Public Service Announcement--As always, free foot photos are available at The SomedaySeattle Gift Shop in lovely BeltBuckle, NC. (Open Tuesday and Friday 11-2, closed for lunch 12-1) If you cannot make it by, rip of an email to us or leave a comment.
Nurse Robin returned and gave me an IV and a silly green cap. After a quick visit from Erica, I got wheeled into surgery. It was scheduled for 1:52 PM. Dr. Dreadlocks arrived at 1:51:45 . They gassed me up and off to La La Land I went. After a nice nap for me and an 81 minute procedure for the staff, I awoke to new skin on my toe.
Da Cripple Taxi arrived on time again and hauled us home. I was glad to finally eat after fasting for almost 30 hours. I was a little loopy from the sedation and could barely keep my eyes open. I crashed at 8PM and slept until 9AM this morning. Neither the peeled spot nor the graft itself are hurting right now. That’s a good sign because I don’t wanna take the prescribed oxycodone. That’s what Rush Limbaugh was addicted to and I’ll be damned, I don’t wanna end up being like Rush Limbaugh.
Everything went well and as for now I’m feeling no pain. I go back in five days for an evaluation. Then perhaps another week or so I will be clear to get back up my feet and go back to physical therapy. I should be jogging in no time.
Thank you to all of you who wished me good luck and a speedy recovery. You guys are the best!

Public Service Announcement--As always, free foot photos are available at The SomedaySeattle Gift Shop in lovely BeltBuckle, NC. (Open Tuesday and Friday 11-2, closed for lunch 12-1) If you cannot make it by, rip of an email to us or leave a comment.







