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[greghousesgf]

God it's hot. I'm glad I have a pool in this apartment complex. Yesterday when I was on the bus the driver was complaining about the heat I kind of bragged about the pool and since he had been making jokes earlier about somebody walking in the middle of the street and claiming they owned the street and had the same name as the street, he asked me if my last name was "Pool" so I said yeah and my first name was "Jean". That got some laughs. I'll admit despite all the inspection bullshit one reason I absolutely DO NOT want to move is that pool. I'm a fucking baobab. I am not moving.