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[greghousesgf]

Insomnia

(thanks to Dan Savage for the inspiration)

I've been lying here wide awake for I don't know how long. I want to be a good boyfriend and not wake him up. He's exhausted. He was up most of the night trying to figure out a really strange case, which he was finally able to do, and he's sleeping like a rock.

Which is what I'm as hard as.

I had one of the dirtiest dreams I've ever had, and I woke up just in time to avoid having a wet dream. I still remember being twelve and messing up my Star Trek sheets after that dream about Lucia Romano. Danny and Chris gave me a bad time for months afterwards but at least I washed the sheets so Mom never found out.

I can't jerk off here or I'll wake House up. I'll put on my bathrobe and go do it on the couch.

Better grab a handful of kleenexes out of the bathroom first....

Just going to lie down out here and try to be quiet--think of that dream--tickle my balls a little bit with my right hand--open my bathrobe so I don't come on it--get a good grip with my left hand....

mmmmmmmmmmmm

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THAT JUST FELL ON MY CHEST

Oh, crap, it's Sarah. Stop flailing for god's sake, Wilson. She's just in feline YOU MUST PET ME NOW mode. Good thing I didn't yell and wake House up, just gasped really loudly.

What was that noise?

Give her a couple of perfunctory pets with my right hand while the left one doesn't lose stride, then give her a gentle nudge off me onto the floor. Hope she doesn't do this when House is having a wank, he'd probably be a lot less forgiving.

That's better.

ohhh

nearly there

don't moan

yesssssssss

OK, few wipes with the kleenex and I'm all set to get back in bed and go to sleep.

Did I just hear a snicker?

Comments

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

Lady, when you're inspired, you're inspired.
Wilson's tone was pure perfection (caring-but-horny) and House letting out a tiny snicker only after he was done was absolutely hilarious! Wilson will never ever be allowed to forget this, of course.
LMAO!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

thank you! :D

[rslhilson.livejournal.com]

Haha! House snickering at the end was perfect (I wonder if he had anything to do with Sarah's interruption?). Thanks for this!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

glad you liked.

[alternatealto.livejournal.com]

Oh, fun! Stream-of-consciousness fics are a form that's used too seldom in the fandom -- this is a great one.

Something tells me Sarah didn't arrive on Wilson's chest of her own accord . . .

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

Thank you, this was my first fic in this fandom that was done in a stream of consciousness from Wilson's POV. "Immersion" and the "Envy" chapter of "Inferno" were stream of consciousness but they were done from House's POV.

[srsly-yes.livejournal.com]

Methinks the snicker is only the beginning of Wilson's sleepless night. Cute.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

glad you liked. :)

[hughville.livejournal.com]

Poor Wilson. He didn't want to wake House but ended up waking him anyway because of the cat.

Great fic. It's like being in Wilson's head.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

thank you. :)