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[greghousesgf]

I have to go to the social security office today to get recertified. What a bore, you can't make an appointment to do this, you just have to walk in and wait. I'm gonna bring in a bunch of newspapers and magazines and stuff. And there's always some wingnut in there who does something annoying. One time one wingnut peed on the floor. I was so glad to get out of there.

day 24

an eppie you wish never happened

I'm not too crazy about seasons 4 onward in general, I will fully cop to just watching in order to ogle Hugh at this point but I was particularly annoyed by the bachelor party for the following reasons:
I really don't care to look at some woman's tits. I like guys.
Chase cheating on Cameron is not cute or funny.
However he certainly didn't deserve going into anaphylactic (sp?) shock.
13 is gross. I don't want to watch her make out with anybody. It's like putting a sex scene into Night of the Living Dead.
Wilson with no pants on might have been fun to watch, too bad they didn't bother to show him.
Hugh, get that butt ugly jacket off. if Jeeves saw that thing he'd spank you till your ass goes purple.

Comments

[adroidmortox247.livejournal.com]

Good luck at the social security.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

you must have brought me good luck, it was much less bullshit hassle than usual. :)

[theonlymeyouget.livejournal.com]

Peed... on the floor. Oh god.

It's like putting a sex scene into Night of the Living Dead.

Excellent turn of phrase.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

by some miracle, no wingnuts peed on the floor or did anything else outrageous this time around. One wino tried flirting with me though. Yuck.
thank you. :)

[theonlymeyouget.livejournal.com]

A word on winos flirting. I know you think it's because you're "ugly" (and we've been over this so I don't wanna hear it ;) but I think it's some kind of internationally accepted code among winos, junkies, coke fiends, smackheads, and other brands of ne'er do wells to flirt with anyone and everyone.

Just today I was walking down State Street - and not that I think I'm all that and a bag of chips, I'm average like 99% of other people with some good features and some that could use improvement (I have awesome eyes but do NOT get me started on my nose), but most of the time at work, I dress well. Not fancy, mind you. Even the $500 cashmere trench I had on was $80 on the mega-clearance rack (one of my best scores), and my shoes are at least 4 years old, but the point I'm trying to make is that I'm not in wino category by any means.

Anyway, there I am, eating my ice cream, walking down the street, looking decent, and this PANHANDLER calls over to me "Care to share, lil' ma? Why don't you come talk to lonely brother?"

My point, and I do have one, is it's NOT you, and it's not the class of people you "deserve".

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

I certainly don't think I deserve it, I'm just really pissed off because bums are the ONLY men who find me attractive. I ain't fucking no bum!

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

I never had anyone making a pass at me in the street or in any other public place. Ever. In 45 years of life.

The ONLY men who find me attractive are mathematicians. Plus my high-school math teacher - yes, that's illegal even in Italy but it happens all the same - and one horrible four year long mistake, who anyway knew me first for my fame as a star student.

Also, the total number fits easily on the fingers of two hands, and that includes everyone who ever showed interest.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

there must be some attractive mathematicians, though. for one thing, obviously mathematicians are smart, and I find smart men VERY attractive, you probably already figured that out.

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

There are indeed attractive mathematicians and I married one of them. Female straight and bi mathematicians who don't mind dating colleagues are in an enviable position because of the 90-10 gender imbalance. My husband shares your idea that smart people are attractive, and thinks that I'm smart :-).
Still, it would be nice occasionally to know there's someone who likes my ass while ignoring my theorems.

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

13 is gross. I don't want to watch her make out with anybody. It's like putting a sex scene into Night of the Living Dead.

BWAHAHAHA!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

hehehehe

[fleaflyfo.livejournal.com]

I'm stuck between ughing at the Social Security office waiting (been there) or 13.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

I can tell we're going to get along just great. :)

[fleaflyfo.livejournal.com]

We'll get along great, in the same state! I made a rhyme.
I could tell that by looking at the icons!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

hehe