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[greghousesgf]

(Dialogue only H/W fic written to the following lyric prompt gotten from the lovely karaokegal.

"I'm not in love, so don't forget it;
You're just a silly phase I'm going through"---10cc
Warning: MUCHO ANGST.)


I'm Not In Love

Wh-what?

Oh, god, you're going to get all weird about this now, aren't you? I knew it....

You don't love me?

Shit. Look, I just wanted to know what it was like to fuck a guy. You were convenient. If I'd known you were going to act like an idiot I would have saved myself a lot of crap and just hired a hustler.

I don't believe I'm hearing this. "Convenient"??

Christ on a cracker...

What am I to you, some experiment?

You're crying now?! What are you, five?

You think I....oh, fuck

If you're gonna behave like this we probably shouldn't live together, in fact, you and I should just associate with eachother in a professional context only.

You sound like a fucking contract, god, you're cold blooded! How did you get so cold blooded?

I learned it from watching you, House.

Comments

[arhh.livejournal.com]

Ouch :( Excellent though, thanks for sharing :)

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

thought I would try my hand at a bit of angst.

[akumatatsu61.livejournal.com]

Dark.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

that song always struck me as being really dark to begin with, and I have heard the theory that it's really about a gay guy who won't come out.

[fistsandfangs.livejournal.com]

nice twist at the end. i honestly did not see that coming. good work.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

Wilson is quite capable of as much asshole behavior as House is, he's just better at hiding it. glad you liked this.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_x_rae_x_/]

Owch, my heart. Well done, though. Merry Christmas! :D

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

thank you! Merry Christmas to you too! :)

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

thank you!
merry xmas to you too ;)

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Perfect. *snuggles up to the deliciously painful angst* Because really, this is so much more likely than any schmoopy fluff.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

consider that my (insert name of winter holiday here) present to you, sweetie!

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Thanks sweetie!

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Here's a secret for you, since I know you're undying hatred of Kirstie Alley

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

heh. although I've decided OW is an even shittier actress than Kirstie at least OW doesn't have that damn raspy whiney voice. Kirstie sounds like Andy Rooney in drag.

[hughville.livejournal.com]

This sounds exactly like something they would say. You got them perfectly in character.

Merry Christmas, sweetie! ♥

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

thank you! I wanted to see if I could do something really angsty with no element of hope or getting even like some of my other fics.
Merry Christmas to you too, darlin! ♥

[beta-goddess.livejournal.com]

Ya got me -- I didn't see that last line coming. Very nicely done.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

thank you. :)

[pyewacket-1975.livejournal.com]

This was cool. I loved the angst!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

glad you liked it. I don't usually write the really angsty stuff.

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

That's not angsty. That's heartbreaking. And totally IC.
And of course you had me fooled until the very last line.
Although the way it is meant is much more logical - Wilson's the pantypeeler, not House.
I feel heartbroken AND stupid.
And immensely thankful that you decided to post this link on h_w.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

well, thank you.

[sara-tsuzuki.livejournal.com]

Woa!!! I like this! It surprise me, yes.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

thank you.