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greghousesgfTerrible lessons taught by Cinderella:
1. If you have an abusive family, don't leave or anything, just put up with them.
2. A supernatural being will solve all your problems for you and you won't have to lift a finger or do anything besides pay attention to a curfew.
3. The most important thing in the world is being good looking.
4. The only thing that comes close in importance is having abnormally small feet.
5. Marry some guy you know nothing about except that he has a lot of money.
6. {Disney version only} Let your house become infested with vermin because they will help you.
1. If you have an abusive family, don't leave or anything, just put up with them.
2. A supernatural being will solve all your problems for you and you won't have to lift a finger or do anything besides pay attention to a curfew.
3. The most important thing in the world is being good looking.
4. The only thing that comes close in importance is having abnormally small feet.
5. Marry some guy you know nothing about except that he has a lot of money.
6. {Disney version only} Let your house become infested with vermin because they will help you.
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25/8/21 20:45 (UTC)(no subject)
26/8/21 00:54 (UTC)2. Pray harder.
3. The make-up and fashion industry has so much to sell you.
4. Big feet are for shoe-less peons.
5. Live the dream!
6. The cockroaches will clean the dishes and empty the trash.