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For the second time this week, some creep has tried to get into my apartment who apparently can't read numbers. This is really starting to bother me. if an adult can't tell the difference between a 2 and a 3 they should go watch Sesame fucking Street or something and not hassle people.

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Have you talked to the management about this? That's really scary D:

I'm not sure the management can do much about idiots who can't read numbers but I will talk to them.

If you can describe the idiot who keeps doing this they might know if the idiot lives there and give a talking-to about it. But hopefully even if they can't DO anything, they'll be concerned and will come up with some sort of a plan. Good luck.

there are two of them. One of them lives in the bldg. I don't know about the other one.

That really sucks. Were you able to talk to management yet?

didn't help. hey, they chose to rent to an idiot.

You can always call the police since management won't do anything. I've taken pictures of people through my peephole before so that's an option if you want to try to get a picture of the creeps to show the cops.

that's an excellent idea. If i had a camera I'd do that.

Oh drat. Could you work out a cheapie off of amazon or something?

Is there someone you can report this to? That is troubling!

if you could bust people for being illiterate....

Drunk mebbe?

I think they're just stupid.

Make a big sign that says "THIS IS NOT SUITE ##." (insert whatever number he seems to be looking for)

they were looking for one number up from my number. Apparently they can't tell the difference between a 2 and a 3.

Gillian Holroyd's cat has the right idea, but the note taped up under your number should read "TWO" (or whatever the actual number may be). Even a drunk should quickly learn that the door with the number repeated in a word is not their door.

as i said, i don't think they're drunk, i think they're just idiots. Neither of them seemed drunk.

how about a sign on the door that says "LEARN HOW TO FUCKING READ!!"?

haha
It hasn't happened since I wrote this.

oh, good!

a "LEARN TO FUCKING COUNT" sign would also have been appropriate. With a pic of the Count from Sesame Street!

the Count was always my fave Sesame Street muppet

mine is the cookie monster!

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES!!!!!!!!

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