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I didn't cheat on my diet this past week and I did more exercise than usual and I GAINED 3 pounds? What in the actual fuck?

here's a meme I got from the lovely and charming hughville:


What's your favorite girl's name?
Jasmine

What's your favorite boy's name?
Hugh or Paul

What's the perfect hair and eye color combination for a boy/girl?
all hair and eye colors are beautiful.

Do you have any tattoos? What are they?
no

Do you have any piercings? What are they?
no, not even my ears.

Describe the girl/boy you like.
Intelligent, funny, caring, respectful, understanding, charming, kind. (copied hughville's answer because I agree with it)

What are your turn-ons?
chocolate, Brazilian jazz, the feel of silk

What are your turn-offs?
extreme conservatives, most current pop music

Have you ever been in the hospital?
yes

What are you passionate about?
disability rights, kindness to animals

What's your dream job?
personal assistant to Hugh Laurie

Harry Potter or Twilight?
ugh. Harry Potter I guess because I really hate Twilight.

How do you want to die?
exhaustion from having had too much sex with Hugh Laurie

What's your middle name?
Elizabeth

What would you want written on your tombstone?
I'm not getting buried. I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in fireworks and let off at my funeral like Hunter Thompson.

Have you ever eaten food meant for an animal?
no, thank fuck

What's your political affiliation?
Democrat

Tell the story of one of your scars.
I have a big incision scar on my lower belly just above my pubic bone. I was in terrible pain for over a year due to a non cancerous tumor on my ovary the size of a damn melon that kept getting misdiagnosed (somewhat ironic given my House obsession. if he were a real guy instead of fictional he probably could have figured it out in five minutes. With a hangover.) They had to take the whole ovary out. They re-cut me in the same place years later when I had to have a hysterectomy because I had evil Cthulu periods that were very painful and I would bleed heavily for a whole month sometimes.

How old will you be on your next birthday?
53. In 19 days.

Is there a song that makes you laugh every time you hear it? What is it?
anything by Richard Cheese. Or Push the Lil Daisies by Ween because the guy sounds exactly like Cartman.

Who's your favorite band/artist?
the Beatles

Do you believe in ghosts?
no

What's your favorite kind of cereal?
two that aren't made anymore. Almond Delight and Team flakes. I can still remember exactly what they tasted like.

Which super power would you have?
Time Travel.

What are your pet peeves?
Bigots

Would you hook up with any of your friends?
well, I wouldn't hook up with an enemy.

What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Rasputin stout.

Describe your perfect pizza.
Sicilian style with sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, meatball, onion, garlic and extra cheese

What's your favorite 90's Nickelodeon/Disney show?
Beavis and Butthead

What's your guilty pleasure band/artist?
I don't feel guilty about any band I like.

Where have you lived?
Japan, Ohio, Texas, New York City, Connecticut and California

Where would you like to live?
Where I live now but with a bigger apartment and more money.

What's you favorite TV show?
Jeeves and Wooster, House, MST3K, Trailer Park Boys and Boardwalk Empire

Which celebrity would you date?
duh, Hugh Laurie!

What's your favorite Youtube video?
the 24 hour "Happy" by Pharrell