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Roomie really liked his strawberry cake. here are the questions the lovely hughville asked me, and my answers:

1. Why do you think you are unattractive?
People I don't even know insult me and say horrible things to me about my appearance. I have very large boobs and get mistaken for a man anyway. Several times, I've met some guy online or over the phone and he practically begged me to go out with him until he saw me and then he wouldn't even talk to me. Guys in stores fall all over themselves waiting on pretty women and then ignore me. Little kids point at me and stare and one little fuck called me a witch. I've only had two boyfriends ever and one was an abusive jerk and the other one was really nice but turned out to be gay. I have had almost no dates other than that and I'm no kid, I'm fifty-two. I'm not blind.

2. What is the best thing to ever happen to you?
A lot of really good things have happened to me, I couldn't pick just one.

3. If you could open and run your own bakery, would you?
If my weight wasn't an issue, i would.

4. List your top five favorite authors.
I change my mind about this a lot but:
Oscar Wilde
P.G. Wodehouse
Hunter Thompson
Arthur Conan Doyle
Shakespeare

5. Aside from your family, who is the person you've known the longest?
probably roomie, if I don't count people who I'm not in contact with anymore. I've known him for 18 years.