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The guy delivered the mattress cover yesterday but he didn't have any change and I was told in advance how much it would cost but not that I was expected to have exact change which I think was pretty stupid. He and I compromised, I have change now and he is supposed to drop by tonight between 7 and 8 to get the rest of the money.
I'm feeling mischievous precisely because I signed up for Ficathon Walks Into A Bar again, this oughta be interesting!