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Found this poem on fandom wank, I have no idea who wrote it:

'I'm in love with Stephen Fry
I'm telling you it's true
But I can't get fucked by Stephen Fry
He's too busy doing Hugh'

there was some debate on the post as to what melody these words should be set to, I was surprised no one seemed to have thought of what was to me the obvious answer, "Stairway to Heaven".