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Yesterday some scientology guy stopped me on the street and started giving me their spiel and I said, "I'm sorry, I'm not interested, I already got offered a job by Cthulu." Of course he didn't get it but I still think I fucking pwned, especially since I said it with a totally straight face. And speaking of straight, this bar that I used to love going to that had live jazz got turned into a strip joint, which I wouldn't mind if it was guys but it's not.