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Jul. 28th, 2008 08:31 amHey guys I was feeling discouraged that my fics got almost no comments but I have decided not to let it get to me. I have fun writing them and not to sound egotistical but I think they're good.
so here's the finale of...
Infarction-tastic!
(Patient of the week is in bed hooked up to machine beeping rapidly. Cut to House in his office looking intense and impatient. he bangs his cane on the floor in the same rhythm as the beeping. Single piano note starts playing repeatedly in synch with this. It turns into the intro to "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO. As the drums start, PotW jumps out of bed and starts dancing around like a lunatic, doing back flips, cartwheels, tap dancing, break dancing. etc.)
Potw: (sings) Sun is shining in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
House: (barging into the room, is suddenly wearing a gold lame tux with top hat and tails, huge grin, twirling cane around like he's Fred Astaire but NOT ACTUALLY DANCING but his arm movements are very showbizzy, sings) It's stopped raining everybody's not complaining
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day hey hey
(Cut to Wilson running down the hall)
Wilson: (sings) Running down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
(he drops to his knees and does a Johnny Depp skid down the hall)
On the streets where once was pity
Mr. blue sky is living here today, hey hey
(All three in chorus line type stance with their arms out, singing in harmony)
Mr. blue sky please tell us why you had to hide away for so long (Wilson echoes "so long" in falsetto) where did we go wrong?
(Chocolate Frapp walks by, stops, smiles)
Mr. blue sky please tell us why you had to hide away for so long where did we go wrong?
(instrumental break, PotW and Wilson dancing around like loonies, House eyes CF)
House: (speaking, to CF) Your weirdness amazes even me.
CF: You gotta admit this is better than the "Walking on Broken Glass" video.
(she sings) Hey you with the pretty face (tickles House's neck, he grins)
Welcome to the human race
PotW, House, Wilson and CF in unison: A celebration Mr. blue sky's up there waiting
And today is the day we've waited for
(PotW, House, Wilson, CF, Cuddy, Foreman, Cameron and Chase, in chorus)
Mr. blue sky please tell us why you had to hide away for so long where did we go wrong?
hey there Mr. Blue
we're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
(cut to lab, House looks up from microscope)
House: (sings) everybody's positive
(cut to beeper machine, robot voice is heard as in original version by ELO. line on beeper machine spells out each word as it's sung by robot voice, line is normally green but it turns blue as the word "blue" is sung and spelled out)
Robot voice: mr. blue sky, mr. blue sky, mr. blue sky
House: (in teaching room standing next to skeleton with his arm around it, sings)Mr. blue you did it right
But soon comes Mr. night creeping over
Now his hand is on your shoulder (skeleton puts hand on House's shoulder)
Skeleton: (singing and dancing) Never mind I'll remember you this
House: (not scared, in fact his expression suggests he wants to party, sings) I'll remember you this way
(shot of MRI with confetti shooting out of it)
(PotW, House, Wilson, CF, Cuddy, Foreman, Cameron and Chase with arms around eachother's shoulders all doing slow can can kicks except House, singing in harmony) Mr. blue sky please tell us why you had to hide away for so long where did we go wrong?
Hey there Mr. blue we're so pleased to be with you look around see what you do everybody smiles at you
Cuddy: (suddenly dressed up like angel, does angel-like singing at end of the song)
House: (talking over this) All right, I'll admit it's better than that video.
CF: Of course it was, Annie Lennox has a great voice but she's a bloody fool, that other guy was a zillion times more attractive than John Malkovich! (Louder, to everybody) Who's with me on that?!
Cuddy, Cameron, Wilson, Crazy Syphilitic Granny Lady, Nurse Brenda, Smurphy, very large crowd of female staff and patients and an extremely drunk Stephen Fry: HELL, YEAH!!!
(House looks nonplussed.)
*CURTAIN*
so here's the finale of...
Infarction-tastic!
(Patient of the week is in bed hooked up to machine beeping rapidly. Cut to House in his office looking intense and impatient. he bangs his cane on the floor in the same rhythm as the beeping. Single piano note starts playing repeatedly in synch with this. It turns into the intro to "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO. As the drums start, PotW jumps out of bed and starts dancing around like a lunatic, doing back flips, cartwheels, tap dancing, break dancing. etc.)
Potw: (sings) Sun is shining in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
House: (barging into the room, is suddenly wearing a gold lame tux with top hat and tails, huge grin, twirling cane around like he's Fred Astaire but NOT ACTUALLY DANCING but his arm movements are very showbizzy, sings) It's stopped raining everybody's not complaining
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day hey hey
(Cut to Wilson running down the hall)
Wilson: (sings) Running down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
(he drops to his knees and does a Johnny Depp skid down the hall)
On the streets where once was pity
Mr. blue sky is living here today, hey hey
(All three in chorus line type stance with their arms out, singing in harmony)
Mr. blue sky please tell us why you had to hide away for so long (Wilson echoes "so long" in falsetto) where did we go wrong?
(Chocolate Frapp walks by, stops, smiles)
Mr. blue sky please tell us why you had to hide away for so long where did we go wrong?
(instrumental break, PotW and Wilson dancing around like loonies, House eyes CF)
House: (speaking, to CF) Your weirdness amazes even me.
CF: You gotta admit this is better than the "Walking on Broken Glass" video.
(she sings) Hey you with the pretty face (tickles House's neck, he grins)
Welcome to the human race
PotW, House, Wilson and CF in unison: A celebration Mr. blue sky's up there waiting
And today is the day we've waited for
(PotW, House, Wilson, CF, Cuddy, Foreman, Cameron and Chase, in chorus)
Mr. blue sky please tell us why you had to hide away for so long where did we go wrong?
hey there Mr. Blue
we're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
(cut to lab, House looks up from microscope)
House: (sings) everybody's positive
(cut to beeper machine, robot voice is heard as in original version by ELO. line on beeper machine spells out each word as it's sung by robot voice, line is normally green but it turns blue as the word "blue" is sung and spelled out)
Robot voice: mr. blue sky, mr. blue sky, mr. blue sky
House: (in teaching room standing next to skeleton with his arm around it, sings)Mr. blue you did it right
But soon comes Mr. night creeping over
Now his hand is on your shoulder (skeleton puts hand on House's shoulder)
Skeleton: (singing and dancing) Never mind I'll remember you this
House: (not scared, in fact his expression suggests he wants to party, sings) I'll remember you this way
(shot of MRI with confetti shooting out of it)
(PotW, House, Wilson, CF, Cuddy, Foreman, Cameron and Chase with arms around eachother's shoulders all doing slow can can kicks except House, singing in harmony) Mr. blue sky please tell us why you had to hide away for so long where did we go wrong?
Hey there Mr. blue we're so pleased to be with you look around see what you do everybody smiles at you
Cuddy: (suddenly dressed up like angel, does angel-like singing at end of the song)
House: (talking over this) All right, I'll admit it's better than that video.
CF: Of course it was, Annie Lennox has a great voice but she's a bloody fool, that other guy was a zillion times more attractive than John Malkovich! (Louder, to everybody) Who's with me on that?!
Cuddy, Cameron, Wilson, Crazy Syphilitic Granny Lady, Nurse Brenda, Smurphy, very large crowd of female staff and patients and an extremely drunk Stephen Fry: HELL, YEAH!!!
(House looks nonplussed.)
*CURTAIN*
