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(a/n: no disrespect meant to the Dandy Warhols, but I had to make a slight change in lyrics to "Get Off" due to the fact that House and I are both atheists. Warning: following content is adult-oriented.)

(Intro to "Get Off" by the Dandy Warhols plays over big kiss between House and Chocolate Frapp. Very intense eye contact between them for the whole rest of the song.)
House:(sings while they circle eachother slowly) Yeah like it or not
Like a ball and a chain
All I wanna do is get off
(holding his cane at hip level and slowly raising the end off the floor in a very Freudian manner)
I feel it for a minute babe
CF: (lasciviously eyeing him, sings)Hot diggity dog
(slow pelvic thrust)
There's no god all the same
(rolls hips)
but all I wanna do is get off
(swings around on IV pole like a stripper)
I feel it I feel it I feel it babe
Both: (harmonizing) Baby come on
(she grabs the end of his cane)
if you have a hard time getting there
(she sticks her tongue out, pretending to lick his cane; he looks simultaneously shocked and pleased)
maybe you're gone
(they wrap their arms around eachother)
if you find, you find yourself against yourself
(she raises one leg and wraps it around his hips)
House: (sings) Yeah maybe I fought
(they both bump and grind)
Once thought I was sane
(his hands slide under her hospital gown, she reacts with pleasure)
but all I wanna do is get off
(she squeezes his butt)
and feel it for a minute like the real thing, baby, I guess
CF: I already forgot
(she backs him up against the desk in his office)
what I thought I would say
(half him climbing, half her lifting him onto it)
but all I wanna do is get off
(her hand trails down his chest like Frank N. Furter going for Rocky)
I feel it I feel it I feel it babe
(cut to both their silhouettes in black on bright blue background, parodying iPod ad, they look like they're having sex with her standing up and his legs around her waist)
Both: (harmonizing) baby come on
If you have a hard time getting there
(they're in his bed, close up shot of both of them, can't see anything below bare shoulders but it's fairly obvious they're having sex. Both look ecstatic.)
maybe you're gone
if you find, you find yourself against yourself
(CF ducks under covers, appears to be giving House head, his eyes roll back)
House: and like it or not
like a ball and a chain
all I wanna do is get off
and feel it for a minute like the real thing baby oh yes
(CF emerges, House ducks under covers, appears to be returning the favor, CF lies back looking totally blissed out)
CF: I already forgot
What I thought I would say
but all I wanna do is get off
I feel it I feel it I feel it babe
baby come on
if you have a hard time getting there
maybe you're gone
if you find, you find yourself against yourself
(end instrumental of song with closeup of them kissing intensely)