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I did a lot of walking around and standing yesterday because I went to this street fair and had a fantastic time with my awesome friends but my feet are killing me so bad! I feel nice and relaxed now except for my feet.

here's the ABC meme I got from more of my awesome friends, karaokegal and hughville and bonorattle.

A is for ACCENT: Neutral American.

B is for BREAST SIZE: Big. can't give you a letter or number because i wear jog bras.

C is for the CHORE YOU HATE: Housework in general.

D is for my DAD'S NAME: Tom

E is for the ESSENTIAL MAKE-UP ITEM: I wear makeup but I wouldn't call anything essential. I am not one of those women who would sooner commit suicide than go out in public with no makeup.

F is for FAVORITE PERFUME: something called "Chinese Flowers". it was made by a perfume and incense company that used to be called Belle Star but they changed the name of the company to something else I can't remember right now.

G is for GOLD OR SILVER: both. I like jewelry in general.

H is for HOMETOWN: Oakland

I is for INSOMNIA: comes with the territory of having Asperger's. it sucks.

J is for JOB TITLE: professional nut

K is for KIDS: hell no

L is for LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: I share a nice but small apartment with a roomie who is my best friend and whom my fascist piggie landlady and my parents are really not supposed to know is living there.

M is for MOM'S BIRTHPLACE: Ohio

N is for the NUMBER OF APPLES YOU'VE EATEN: I like apples a lot, so probably a big number, but who knows?

O is for OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAYS: two, one for a ruptured appendix and one to have a non cancerous tumor the size of a melon on my ovary taken out, which took about a year to diagnose correctly, ironic given my House obsession.

P is for PHOBIA: clowns. i also have claustrophobia.

Q is for QUEST: to shag Hugh Laurie silly

R is for RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION: none, I'm an atheist

S is for SIBLINGS: one sister, younger

T is for the TIME YOU WAKE UP: I GET up at usually about 8:00. I wake up a good deal earlier most of the time (see I)

U is for the UNNATURAL HAIR COLORS YOU'VE WORN: spray on purple for a Halloween costume once.

V is for the VEGETABLE YOU REFUSE TO EAT: beets. barf.

W is for WORST HABIT: falling in love with guys who aren't interested.

X is for the X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: mostly dental

Y is for the YUMMY FOODS YOU MAKE: lots of them. I love to cook, especially Chinese food, dessert and very downhome American foods like chili

Z is for ZANY HABITS: I have a very elaborate system for deciding on outfits. More Asperger's stuff.

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Mmm...beets. I like them, but just plain, not pickled or anything. I haven't had them in ages. Now you made me want them again! Damn you! ;P

haha, that wasn't exactly my intention!

I know. But until you mentioned them, I never thought about them at all. So its YOUR fault :P

Oh, and because I just couldn't resist..guess what's on the menu tonight at my house??

Yup..you guessed it..

Rated Y for YUMMY!! ;)

I'm jealous. I want a boob job so bad but the money keeps going to DMB shows, lol. Its a fare trade imo.

Beets are pretty gross. I think that is what makes Dwight from the Office owning a beet farm so insanely gross and random.

Do you still have effects from the ovary issue? I have tons of woman problems too. I have had numerous cysts pop on my ovaries. That is the most painful thing ever.

I wouldn't advise getting a boob job. Frankenboobs are numb because they cut off the nerve endings when they put the implants in there. I know because I used to do clerical work in an office shared by several doctors, one of whom was a plastic surgeon.
haha. I like the Brit version of the office better though.
I have very bad periods, heavy, painful and much too long-lasting. I have to take hormone pills for them (progesterone) which help with the periods but they make my sex drive go through the damn roof, which would be OK if I had a boyfriend, but I don't. :(

My middle sister had hers done and loves them. Though, my boobs even super small are super sensitive and I love that. It would suck to lose that!!

I have a period maybe like once every 4 or 5 months and when I do they are so damn painful. I also have more testosterone in my body than estrogen :( Its retarded and I wish the doctors would just give me estrogen to even it out but they say I am too young.

"fascist piggie landlady"

lol

"GOLD OR SILVER"

I've always thought gold was often tacky. silver looks better!

"clowns."

CREEPY MOTHERFUCKERS!
and then there's mines. COCKSUCKERS ALL.

"VEGETABLE YOU REFUSE TO EAT: beets. barf."

just one?
me: corn, peas, asparagus (ugh), brussels sprouts, spinach, any that look WEIRD.

"Current Music"

Pretty Things - S.F. Sorrow

you wouldn't think it was so LOL worthy if you had to deal with her. she's a rude bitch who needs to go to the dentist yesterday and it's very annoying to be condescended to by somebody who speaks shittier English than Borat.
if mimes sucked cocks they'd be more interesting to watch.
I love corn on the cob!

is the same weirdo who does those annoying inspections?

yup, that's her.

That would look good on a business card.