greghousesgf | (no subject)

I was in a good mood yesterday, the wine bar was fun. Then this morning I was going out to the pool to swim my laps when I saw a man in the hall who didn't look familiar to me. He said he hurt his ankle and asked me for a razor blade. I told him I didn't have one and he should go to the ER across the street (this apt bldg happens to be across the street from a hospital), then I went down to the pool and swam my laps, then when I went back up to my apt and got off the elevator the guy was HAVING SEX WITH A GROCERY CART!!! I had to walk right by him to get into my apt and he didn't even stop or try to put his damn pants back on or anything!