Wow! That is a bummer! Sorry to hear it. And yes, we looked up "college widow" here and discovered it was on the order of "college floosie" instead. (I dig my presumption, though. Perhaps the term was coined in the hopes kids would come up with something similar.) I relayed the bit about why you don't have a cel phone to my chap and he said, "Preach it, brother." Hopefully that is good to hear.

Hours later my sluggish brain recalled the actress playing the college widow: Thelma Todd. Yay, stuff up there still works! ^_^